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Orders placed before Saturday, Oct 3, 11:00 PM ship Monday, Oct 5.

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Orders placed before Saturday, Oct 3, 11:00 PM ship Monday, Oct 5.

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This Week's Menu

braised beef bolognese

Online only: order on the website (delivery or gym pickup).

P46gC56gF13g531 cal

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Regular $16.00

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Menu of the Week

560calP 57gC 50gF 14g

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Weekly Meal

BBQ Chicken And Chipotle Mac And Cheese

Chef-crafted BBQ Chicken And Chipotle Mac And Cheese with balanced protein, carbs, and bold flavor.

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Regular $12.00

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535calP 50gC 44gF 15g

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Weekly Meal

Chicken marsala and Lyonnaise Potatoes

lyonnaise potato topped with roasted veggies, sliced chicken and creamy marsala sauce

  • Pork Free
  • Gluten Free
  • Shellfish Free
  • Nut Free
  • Soy Free
  • High Protein

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Regular $12.00

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463calP 42gC 54gF 7g

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Weekly Meal

Asian ground beef And Rice

Made with 93/7 ground beef over a bed of jasmine rice, Shredded cabbage, Carrots, and more.

  • Pork Free
  • Dairy Free
  • Shellfish Free
  • High Protein

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461calP 43gC 51gF 8g

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Weekly Meal

Maple Sweet Potato Mash And Turkey

Chef-crafted Maple Sweet Potato Mash And Turkey with balanced protein, carbs, and bold flavor.

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515calP 51gC 51gF 10g

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Weekly Meal

Jalapeno Chicken Bacon Pasta

Chef-crafted Jalapeno Chicken Bacon Pasta with balanced protein, carbs, and bold flavor.

Premium $11.00

Regular $12.00

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Protein-Packed Overnight Oats

Grab-and-go breakfast from the Squatch kitchen.

411calP 32gC 50gF 10g
Biscoff Overnight Oats

Overnight Oats

Biscoff Overnight Oats

Made with Protein-packed overnight oats with rolled oats, Chia seeds, Whey protein isolate, and more.

$8.00per each

425calP 33gC 52gF 8g
Blueberry Cheesecake Overnight Oats

Overnight Oats

Blueberry Cheesecake Oats

Made with Protein-packed overnight oats with rolled oats, Chia seeds, Whey protein isolate, and more.

$8.00per each

429calP 33gC 52gF 10g
Chocolate Pistachio Overnight Oats

Overnight Oats

Chocolate Pistachio Oats

Made with Protein-packed overnight oats with rolled oats, Chia seeds, Whey protein isolate, and more.

$8.00per each

448calP 33gC 53gF 12g
Pumpkin Spice Overnight Oats

Overnight Oats

Pumpkin Spice Overnight Oats

Made with Seasonal pumpkin spice overnight oats with caramel drizzle, Graham crumb, And pecan, and more.

$7.00per each

425calP 33gC 52gF 8g
Strawberry Cheesecake Overnight Oats

Overnight Oats

Strawberry Cheesecake Oats

Made with Protein-packed overnight oats with rolled oats, Chia seeds, Whey protein isolate, and more.

$8.00per each

Pump Cups

Macro-friendly dessert cups. Grab a few for the week.

270calP 23gC 21gF 9g
Blueberry Cheesecake Pump Cup

Pump Cup

Pump Cup - Blueberry Cheesecake

Made with Sugar free high protein cheesecake base, Stripes of sugar free blueberry jam, Topped with graham cracker crumb, and more.

$7.00per each

280calP 23gC 25gF 9g
Peach Cobbler Pump Cup

Pump Cup

Pump Cup - Peach Cobbler

Made with No sugar added high protein vanilla base, Layer of simmered spiced peaches, Topped with graham cracker, and more.

$7.00per each

270calP 23gC 21gF 9g
Strawberry Cheesecake Pump Cup

Pump Cup

Pump Cup - Strawberry Cheesecake

Made with Sugar free high protein cheesecake base, Stripes of sugar free strawberry jam, Topped with graham cracker crumb, and more.

$7.00per each

283calP 23gC 22gF 12g
Fudge Brownie Pump Cup

Pump Cup

Pump Cup - chocolate Oreo

Classic pump cup base with layers of sugar-free chocolate fudge, topped with Oreo crumb

$7.00per each

283calP 23gC 25gF 9.5g
biscoff pump cup

Pump Cup

biscoff pump cup

High-protein biscoff pump cup built for a quick macro-friendly snack.

  • Pork Free
  • Shellfish Free
  • Nut Free
  • Soy Free

$7.00per each

Prep Sauces

House prep sauces to level up your plates.

20calP 2gC 0gF 2g
Prep Sauce Creamy Chipotle

Prep Sauce

Prep Sauce Creamy Chipotle

Packed with flavor, not calories.

$6.00per jar

10calP 0gC 2gF 0g
Prep Sauce Salsa Roja

Prep Sauce

Prep Sauce Salsa Roja

A blend of three dried chilies and ripe tomatoes.

$6.00per jar

10calP 0gC 2gF 0g
Prep Sauce Salsa Verde

Prep Sauce

Prep Sauce Salsa Verde

Mild roasted salsa verde made to complement any meal prep.

$6.00per jar

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Start at $12 per meal. Protein, starch, and veg include base ounces. Extras are priced by the ounce. Max 22 oz total.

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FAQ

Menu & Ordering FAQ

Cutoffs, ordering, and how macros show up on your plates.

Where do you deliver?+
We deliver across the Houston metro: inside the loop, Energy Corridor, Katy, Sugar Land, Pearland, The Woodlands, and the suburbs we already run each week. Not sure if you're on the map? Message us before you order and we'll confirm your window.
When do deliveries go out?+
We deliver on Monday and Thursday delivery. Orders close Saturday at 11 PM for Monday delivery. Orders close Tuesday at 11 PM for Thursday delivery. You'll see your window at checkout.
Are macros listed on every meal?+
Yes. Protein, carbs, fat, and calories are on every standard weekly plate, so athletes and coaches can plan without guessing. Custom athlete orders include your targets in the confirmation email.
How does by-the-pound ordering work?+
Order cooked proteins, starches, and sides by weight. Great for a cut, a busy family week, or stocking a team cooler. Pricing is separate from weekly meal plates and goes in the same cart at checkout.
Do you offer vegetarian meals?+
We rotate vegetarian-friendly plates on the weekly menu when the kitchen can support them. Look for plant-forward options after the new menu every Wednesday drop. Need a fully custom vegetarian plan? Reach out and we'll build a week that fits.
What are delivery cutoffs?+
Orders close Saturday at 11 PM for Monday delivery. Orders close Tuesday at 11 PM for Thursday delivery. Orders after cutoff roll to the next delivery day. Gym pickup follows the same schedule.
When does the new menu go live?+
New weekly menu launches every Wednesday. Shop the current menu anytime and order before cutoff.
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